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My dating disasters diary by Kelly Ann

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While it would be unimaginable to ever forget a line such as, "I like you very much — just as you are" from Bridget Jones' Diary , it is possible that even mega fans may not remember every quotation from Bridget Jones' Diary. I know that sounds blasphemous for some Bridget Jones fans who, like myself, pride themselves on knowing the movie by heart. The first film in the Bridget Jones series turns 15 years old on April 13, and over the past 15 years, I have had ample time to watch the movie over and over again — and trust me, I have. Yet, 15 years also regrettably means that I have had ample time to overlook or forget some of the most hilarious lines from Bridget Jones' Diary. With a column, three books, two movies, and another movie — Bridget Jones' Baby — on the way, Helen Fielding's blundering Bridget has won the hearts of many women who can relate to her antics for over two decades. Even if I found more issues with Zellweger's British accent now than I did back in , her talking about her bottom being "the size of Brazil" and — on the flip side — her "genuinely tiny knickers" still makes you love Bridget as much as you did in Of course, Bridget isn't the only funny and memorable character, so put in your Bridget Jones DVD or stream it on Netflix in honor of the 15th anniversary.

My Dating Disasters

It has been almost a year since the most humiliating day of my life. Most people might reference a fall down the stairs, toilet paper stuck on their shoe as they walk into an interview, or food in their teeth on a big date as humiliating; which they very much are. However, I feel my humiliating moment is on a different level. We are talking, shaking you to your core, sign up for witness protection, move to India, and maybe undergo a sex change just to escape that moment and being in your body. This day will historically go down as my ex-boyfriend's birthday party.
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